When your parents wake you up in the morning…
Expectation:
Reality:
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Expectation:
Reality:
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Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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”You think its funny”?
Obviously
That’s why I laughed, bitch.
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